Ultra Music Festival

[Deadcyde]

a trimmed bush rave thankyaveramuch

[Navare(Maxx)]

come touch my doof

actually, id like to go to a doof and just fingerbang the shit out of the local highschool rolling bitches


and take nudes

[Deadcyde]

suddenly i'm reminded of the fingerbang song from south park

[Zorrath]

fingerbang! bang bang!

[Turkish]

Originally Posted by Hex

Got an email that reminded me of this place and a particular event that kicks ass:



Hello Miami, it has been a while. See you soon.
-Love Hex

Are those band names or cooperate sponsors? Half those logos look like they belong on shoes.

[Deadcyde]

infected mushroom is dragos corporate logo

see: dragos penis

[BlackSkyy]

Originally Posted by Turkish

Are those band names or cooperate sponsors? Half those logos look like they belong on shoes.

most of them are DJs but there are a few bands there

[Hex]

Flight booked flying in on March 25th will be in miami by 9:30 am and I will then proceed to sleep for most of the day because the only way I could get a cheap flight was to take a 5:40 in the morning flight. Anyways Miami here I come motherfucker.

[Deadcyde]

*makes note to talk to friends in al quada about that flight* i wonder if they're any relation to Dennis Quaid

[Zorrath]

don't talk like that, you'll get deported to the new detention center theyre building in haiti to house the g-bay hostages.

[Deadcyde]

don't haiti on a brotha

[Navare(Maxx)]

imo god hates blacks.


hurrican kat...killed the blackest state in america.

earthquake killed the blackest country in the world (yes its blacker then africa, because south africa has tons of whites)

so...

whats next?

nigraaids?

[BlackSkyy]

Originally Posted by Navare(Maxx)

earthquake killed the blackest country in the world (yes its blacker then africa, because south africa has tons of whites)

wtf?
south africa is not a state in the country of africa, you fuck...

AND... Nigeria is the most populous black country in the world, if you really need to know.

[Navare(Maxx)]

[Hex]

Final line up announced:
Friday, March 26
ULTRA MAIN STAGE: TIËSTO, *DAVID GUETTA, GROOVE ARMADA LIVE, PASSION PIT, *LITTLE BOOTS, DAN BLACK, *WOLFGANG GARTNER, *MISS NINE.
BAYFRONT LIVE STAGE: THE DISCO BISCUITS, THE CRYSTAL METHOD LIVE, RABBIT IN THE MOON 3D, INFECTED MUSHROOM, PRETTY LIGHTS, LOTUS.
CARL COX & FRIENDS ARENA: CARL COX, GREEN VELVET, TIMO MAAS, LUCIANO, UMEK.
UMF IBIZA ARENA: ERIC PRYDZ, DIRTY SOUTH, WILL.I.AM,*KASKADE, FELIX DA HOUSECAT, *LAIDBACK LUKE.
BISCAYNE STAGE: PLUMP DJS, *FAKE BLOOD, *STANTON WARRIORS, ADAM FREELAND, BASSBIN TWINS VS. UBERZONE LIVE, ALEX METRIC LIVE, *BOY 8 BIT, EVIL NINE

Saturday, March 27
ULTRA MAIN STAGE: DEADMAU5, SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA, ARMIN VAN BUUREN, FAITHLESS SOUND SYSTEM LIVE, *BENNY BENASSI, *DAMIAN MARLEY & NAS, GROOVE ARMADA DJ SET, *CALVIN HARRIS DJ SET.
BAYFRONT LIVE STAGE: *ORBITAL, CROOKERS, BLOODY BEETROOTS LIVE, GHOSTLAND OBSERVATORY, A-TRAK, *BOYS NOIZE VS. EROL ALKAN, DIPLO, STEVE AOKI, AFROBETA *JAPANESE POPSTARS.
CARL COX & FRIENDS ARENA: CARL COX, *SASHA & JOHN DIGWEED, *ERICK MORILLO, *FEDDE LE GRAND, *YOUSEF.
UMF BRAZIL ARENA: ABOVE & BEYOND, *PAUL OAKENFOLD, *ATB, *MARKUS SCHULZ, *SANDER VAN DOORN, *GARETH EMERY, *RODRIGO VIEIRA, *JEROME ISMA-AE, * MARCOS CARNAVAL, *FERRIS.
BISCAYNE STAGE: MAJOR LAZER, *PENDULUM DJ SET, LTJ BUKEM, BASSNECTAR, *ANDY C & MC GQ, RUSKO, THE GLITCH MOB, *PLANET OF THE DRUMS, SKREAM, *SUBFOCUS, BENGA, *FREQ NASTY, *NERO, CASPA, TODDLA T.

[BlackSkyy]

i lol'd

[Deadcyde]

brain death